By Andrew Mackinnon

Non-exhaustive list of non-Jewish (i.e. non-Edomitish) adherents of the synagogue of Satan (i.e. Satanists) in Australia…

Kanishka Raffel, originating from Sri Lanka, Archbishop of the Anglican Diocese of Sydney

Waleed Aly, originating from Egypt, Public Intellectual

Ralph Babet, originating from Mauritius, Australian Senator for Victoria

Anne Aly, originating from Egypt, Australian Minister for Multicultural Affairs

Millie Muroi, originating from Japan, Economics Writer for The Sydney Morning Herald

Abul Rizvi, originating from Pakistan, former Deputy Secretary of the Australian Department of Immigration

Stan Grant, originating from Sri Lanka

Noel Pearson, originating from Sri Lanka

Marcia Langton, originating from Sri Lanka

Max Jeganathan, originating from Sri Lanka

Justine Toh, originating from Malaysia

Mehreen Faruqi, originating from Pakistan, Australian Senator for New South Wales

Kandiah Kamalesvaran (“Kamahl”), originating from Sri Lanka, Singer

Giridharan Sivaraman, originating from India, Race Discrimination Commissioner, Australian Human Rights Commission